这几句话地道的英语怎么翻译?1.这种说法简直荒诞,可笑,完全是无稽之谈!2.他的表现让人无法忍受.3.用胜利开启告别仪式

1.This kind of parlance is simply fantastic,funny,is an absurdity completely!
2.His performance lets the person not bear.
3.Open farewell service with the victory
4.Noble qualities
5.I am a person who has wife and children,so I have to promise the safe problem between I and family!

1. This is simply absurd and ridiculous, totally ridiculous!
2. His performance so unbearable.
3. Farewell ceremony opened with a victory
4. Noble character
5. I am a person who has one's dependents, I must ensure that my family and the security!