Is it funny?Could you give me more example like this dialogu

Is it funny?
Could you give me more example like this dialogue?But please don't use English like this,ok?
Funny Dialogue
This is a funny dialogue,it happens between Chinese Receptionist and a Foreign Guest.Through this dialogue,I hope everyone can learn English well and don't make mistake like this.
Chinese Receptionist(R),Foreign Guest (G)
The Chinese English:
R:Hello.
G:Hi!
R:You have what thing?
G:Can you speak English?
R:If I not speak English,I am speaking what?
G:Can anybody else speak English?
R:You yourself look,all people are playing,no people have time.You can wait,you wait; you not wait,you go.
G:Good heavens!Can anybody here speak English?
R:Shout what shout!Quiet a little!You on earth have what thing?
G:I want to speak to your head!
R:My head not "ZAI",you tomorrow come!
The right one should speak:
R:Hello.
G:Hi!
R:What can I do for you?
G:Can you speak English?
R:If I am not speaking English,which language I am speaking now?
G:Can anybody else speak English?
R:You are speaking English,aren’t you?The others are busy for playing,and nobody have time to help you.You can wait for a moment.If you don’t want to wait,you can go.
G:Good heavens!Can anybody here speak English?
R:Please don’t shout!Be quiet,Ok?What do you want to do on earth?
G:I want to speak to your head!
R:My head is not here at this moment.Maybe you come tomorrow!