英语翻译下星期演讲了 ...老说写哲理 很无聊想搞个笑话.虽然我高中了 但英语真心只有 （你们懂的）所以大家告诉我几个单

1.好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
2.
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．
服务员：是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的．
3.
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服务员,我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．
服务员：是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫死的．