英语绕口令段子5分钟左右,简单一点的.最好带翻译.一个小段子

1、who that in youth no virtue uses,in age all honour him refuses.
年轻不讲品性,老来不受尊重.
2、Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔,但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明.
3、Zack's backpack lacks Zach's snacks.
Zack的背包里没有Zach的快餐.
4、OS/ZZO is more than anew version.It's a new vision.
OS/ZZO电脑不仅是新设计,也是新的视野.
5、Xmas wrecks perplex and vex.
圣诞节使人困惑又使人恼火.
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?