谁有英语小故事，简短，带翻译

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Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry. akpos（儿子）从回校回到家，又饿又累。
Mother: Akpos you are back? 妈妈：儿子回来啦？
Akpos: Yes mum.嗯，回来了
Mother: What were you taught in school today?你今天在学校学了什么啊?
Akpos: It's Agriculture学了和农业相关的
Mother: Which topic?学什么主题？
Akpos: Desert.!沙漠
Mother: What is desert?什么是沙漠？
Akpos: A desert is a place where grass never grow沙漠就是寸草不生的地方
Mother: Good boy.. give example?真棒，能给我举个例子吗？
Akpos: Dad's Head. 老爸的头