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The Three Stars
One day Steven Spielberg,Arnold Schwarzenegger,and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie.Unfortunately,they were caught by a tribal group.As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy.She said,''Get me something good to eat.If I like it,you will be freed.'' The three stars looked at each other and agreed.They then went into the jungle to look for some food.
Spielberg was the first to come back.He came up to the altar and offered grapes.She tasted one and immediately spat it out.She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass.The servants finished their duty,leaving a screaming Spielberg.
Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples.The same thing happened to him,but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass.Spielberg was shocked.Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain,but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing.He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing at?''
A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ''Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.'''

三个明星
有一天，史蒂文.斯皮尔博格，阿诺德.斯瓦辛格和皮尔斯.布鲁斯南在一片丛林里拍电影的射击镜头。不幸的是，他们被一个部落俘虏了。当他们要被处决时，他们恳求部落的女族长宽恕他们。女族长说：“给我弄点吃的，如果好吃的话，我就放了你们。”三个明星看看彼此，同意了。于是他们到丛林里寻找吃的。
斯皮尔博格第一个回来了。他走上祭坛，献上了葡萄。女族长尝了一颗，马上就吐了出...

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The Three Stars
One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a ...