求一篇我爱老师的英语作文

I like my teacher very much. Everyday, I bring her flowers and candies, because my teacher takes care of us. She used to teach us how to cook rodents without being discovered, and how to smash the squirrels on the head so they no longer scream. I saw my teacher one day riding a bike so fast that even the cops cannot catch up. So I like my teacher very much.