英语翻译类似于赵本山那个“猪也是这么想的”那类脑筋急转弯最好都有中文kluske的还不错，只不过不那么逗

有一棵椰子树 上面有猴子 猩猩 考拉 豹子 他们比赛摘香蕉 他们谁能先摘到?
答案：谁也摘不到
不知道怎么翻译成英文

. What can block a mountain? Answer: Eyelid
什么东西能挡住整座山。 答：眼皮

a rooster sits on top of a roof....it lay an egg. Which side will the egg roll from?

What thing that China has, but Japan doesn't have; Phillipines does, Korea doesn't; Hawaii does, California doesn't; Netherlands does, France doesn't; Ghana does, Senegal doesn't; Hai Nan does, Taiwan doesn't; Shanghai does, Beijing doesn't?
答案：字母”H”