英语小故事要简短的

Once upon a time,there was an Indian guy who lives in America.He once entered an American bar and met a beautiful American girl.He was so excited to say anything.Finally,he asked the girl about her age."Thirty,"the girl answered.
The guy was thirlled.He wanted to say that he was thirty too.But people in India have short tongues.They pronounce"th" as "d".So the guy from India answered,"Oh,you are dirty?I'm dirty,too!"

one day,a beautiful girl dropped into the river and was saved by a handsome boy.Before long,they married and lived a happy life.
够短吧。。。

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