初中英语笑话要好笑的,要3分钟讲完的.

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
Do You Kno...

—What's your coat made of?
—I don't know.
—Let me see your coat.Oh,it's good.
Don't you konw what it's made of.
—No,l don't know.
—Now let me ask you in another way.What can we get from a sheep?
—Wool.
—That's right. Then what's your coat made of?
—My father's old coat.

一些英语笑话,短篇的
比较适合像我一样懒的人哦!
1Fine for Parking
Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fin...