谁有一语双关的英语笑话

这是网上最流行的三个：
There once was a very large lady in our town.She wore a dress size 16.I knew her when she was young,but she had a much smaller size.
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
Submitted by David Trimingham
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A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks,"Are you finishe(d)?"
The other man replies,"No,I'm Norwegian."
Submitted by Aleksander Eriksen
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I was arrested at the airport.Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack",but very loud.
Submitted by Carcelli's family
我还有一个
A:My brother told me Jack's left leg was cut off,what a pity!
B：Oh,he is all right now!
这是一个飙双关语的网站,很有意思

Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the poppa and momma tomato. The poppa tomato gets mad, goes over...