一个幽默,易懂的英语小故事

An old woman has a cat.The cat is very old,too.It cannot run fast and it cannot catch mouse.when the old cat sees a mouse it tries to catch it,but the mouse can always run away.The woman is not happy.One day,she buys a new cat.Now the old one can rest.

Last week,I went to the theatre.I had a very good seat.The play was very interesting.I didn't enjoy it.A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me.They were talking loudly.I got very angry.I ...