英语翻译i will miss you every day ,and you?..if i never come bac

英语翻译
i will miss you every day ,and you?
..if i never come back ,will you pity?
.i only able to speak english.
also,i make a joke.you believe it is turth?
we both are joke .
.the story is joke .
.really?.
..ha,i have to go out.
.you are clever.这些是什麼意思额.