Google Zebra Update will Wipe all Websites off of the Web

Google Zebra Update will Wipe all Websites off of the Web
The New Google Zebra Update coming soon to battle the abundance of spam content on the web is said to have advanced algorithm for spam detection by eliminating all websites that include the words:
1.Operator
2.Client
3.General
4.Business
5.Money
6.New
7.Get Started Today
8.Free
9.Link
10.My Friend
11.Payment System
12.Need
13.Article
14.Buy
15.Sell
16.Purchase
17.Store
18.The
19.For
20.Item
21.Affiliate
22.Internet
23.Marketing
24.Tips
25.Secret
26.Share
27.Sign-up
28.Register
29.Login
30.Web
31.Salesman
New words will be added to the list soon.If you have a website and make any money whatsoever for your efforts then you risk getting banned by Google completely unless you pay $150,000 website registration fee.