英语翻译There once was a blind man.He decided to visit Texas.Whe
英语翻译
There once was a blind man.He decided to visit Texas.When he got on the plane,he felt the seats and said,“Wow these seats are big!”the person next to him answered,“Everything is big in Texas.”
When he arrived in Texas,he decided to visit a bar first.In the bar,he ordered a glass of beer.“Wow the glass in big.” he said.“Everything is gig in Texas,”the waiter replied.
After two glasses of beer,the blind man asked the waiter where the bathroom was.the waiter answered,“Second door to the right.”The blind man headed for the bathroom,but accidentally tripped over and skipped the cecond door.Instead,he entered the thirddoor which led to a swimming pool.The blind man fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death,the blind man started shouting,“Don't flush!Don't flush!”