英语翻译1昨夜上网,朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~正准备开窗说不去,　　才突然想起自己搬家了,从1楼搬到10楼~2我一

1.Last night,when I was surfing the Internet,a friend came to knock at my window and invite me to play with him outside.I was just about to open the window and refuse him when the fact suddenly came to my mind that I had moved from the first floor to the 10th one.God,who could he--the “friend” be?
2.I am going to take the taxi alone.After getting into one,the driver asked:"Where would you two like to go? "
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Internet last night, a friend suddenly knock my window to ask me out to play! Prepares to open the window said not to go,
Suddenly remembered that he moved, from 1 floor to the 10 floor ~ ~ who is that??
I had to take a taxi, the driver asked me:
Where are you two going?
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