KILLCET7
幼苗
共回答了10个问题采纳率:80% 举报
咱们再加长点儿哈!
A:Hey hey,happy to meet you here man!How are you doing?
B:Long time no see A!I just came back from Singapore for vocation with my son.Where have you been?
A:I've immigrated to New Zealand for 1 year.
B:Oh really?Why?
A:I lost my son in a car accident in China.My life and I felt miserable.That's why.
B:Oh I'm so sorry to hear that!Actually my life is in a mess too.My wife just left me.
A:Haha okay.-.- Oh yeah,how is your daughter,I heard that she was accepted by Harvard?Congrats!
B:Well,don't mention it.She used to be my only comfort,but she gave up that opportunity without my permission and eloped with her lover last month!
A:Ahh!How did it happen?
B:There's something worse than that.I accidentally met the two of them on Orchard Road in Singapore last week.I was so angry when I saw them and intended to drag my daughter back to the hotel I was living in.The stupid boy knocked me flat with one punch!
A:So what happened in the end?
B:I fainted and my son carried me to the hospital.My daughter just left me and ran away with him!
A:Well she will regret one day,I bet.My situation is no better than yours.I lent all my money to my brother to clear his gambling debts,and I am now broke too!
B:You so poor thing dude!Shall we suicide or shall we go for a drink together?
A:Let's flip a coin to decide!
(Flipping coins)
B:Okay!Let's go for a drink.My treat!
A:Ok,let's.
1年前
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