求帮忙把《十万个冷笑话》第四集二娃的话译成英文,给十分.

Tut...The fool igawa eldest brother,don't you wait for me is blunt past,also don't want to think how ability,it seems that I still have to go to save.Snake essence or something in the front of the big ye simply not enough to see,my eyes is the most strong,can see away scenery,and can emit blue thunder,and even perspective ability.When at the same time use perspective ability and clairvoyance,no matter which corner of the enemy's situation,all escape my eyes