free talk 小笑话 初一(三五行就可以）

have a joke,willing to share with you together.
A little boy in English class,want to go to the toilet,and he stood up to the teacher say:"can I go to the restroom?" The teacher said:"go a head!" The boy sat down for a moment,he stood up and asked,"teacher,I can go to the toilet?" The teacher said:"go a head!" The boy sat down again,sit at the same table asked him:"the teacher wants you to go,you how sat down again?" The boy said angrily:"teacher,said to you plainly head?"
翻译：
我有一个笑话,愿意和大家一起分享.
一个小男孩在上英语课时,想上厕所,于是他站起来对老师说：“我能去一下厕所吗?”老师说道：“快去!”男孩坐下了,过了一会,他又站起来问：“老师,我能去一下厕所吗?”老师又说：“快去!”男孩又坐下了,同桌问他：“老师要你去,你怎么又坐下了?”男孩生气地说：“老师明明说,去你个头啊?”